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Aren’t we moving in here?

Written by admin on Feb 14th, 2008 | Filed under: Halal Jokes

One night a thief entered Khodja’s house and stole all kinds of things. After he left, Khodja grabbed the first thing he could put his hands on, which happened to be a strainer, and followed him out the door. He followed the thief all the way to his house, and even tried to go in after him. The surprised thief said, “What are you doing in my house?” “You’re bringing all our stuff here, Khodja said… I thought we were moving in, too?


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One Response to “Aren’t we moving in here?”

  1. amaani, on March 22nd, 2008 at 2:21 pm Said:

    really funny and teaches us a lesson do not steal,
    stealing iz not funny

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