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Backwards on the Donkey
1 CommentsPosted by admin on February 14, 2008 under Halal Jokes
One day Khodja and his students were on their way to their lesson. Khodja was sitting backwards on his donkey. "Khodja, they asked him "Why on earth do you sit that way? Isn't it uncomfortable?" "If I sit the other way," he answered, "you would all be behind me and we wouldn't be face-to-face. Riding this way is better."... more.
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Aren’t we moving in here?
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One night a thief entered Khodja's house and stole all kinds of things. After he left, Khodja grabbed the first thing he could put his hands on, which happened to be a strainer, and followed him out the door. He followed the thief all the way to his house, and even tried to go in after him. The surprised thief said, "What are you doing in my house?" "You're bringing all our stuff h... more.
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You can’t please everybody
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The late Nasr al-Din Khodja was on his way to the village with his son. The boy was riding their donkey. They met two women on the road and they heard one say to the other."Oh, for the days of youth! The boy rides in ease while his old father walks. Amazing!" "Father," the boy exclaimed, "you insisted I ride, didn't you? Come on, don't be stubborn. You ride the donkey!" and they went ... more.
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